jai ho!

that’s right. i may be the greatest self-proclaimed fan of the pussycat dolls this side of teenage pop idol worshipping female college sophomores, and i ain’t ashamed to admit it.

ok, maybe that’s not entirely true. but i bet i am the greatest self-proclaimed fan of the pussycat dolls this side of teenage pop idol worshipping female college sophomores and currently working for the government of afghanistan.

wait a minute, that’s not entirely true either. today i passed by this cavalcade of two black armored landcruisers with no plates downtown by the sidaarat and the pussycat dolls’ jai ho was blaring from the lowered window of one of them.

oh well. i guess i should be content with being just another pussycat dolls devotee, alongside the governor of so and so province and the deputy minister of so and so ministry.

i say, the pc dolls ought to consider a concert tour of downtown kabul headlining their latest hit jai ho and while at it, doing a mashed up cover version of the qarsak, shikhali, and malik jana. that would be out of control. pretty sure half the parliament will show up. and within a week the capital will abound with rumors that amid all that mixed up ancestry, nicole is really, really afghan by blood and that scherzinger is really an abrogated form of sherzaada or sherzoy or sherzan. (you can see the same logic is at work here as the one that assigns a barakzai pedigree to the american president.)

nicole pcd

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~ by safrang on May 27, 2009.

3 Responses to “jai ho!”

  1. The things people confess on the internet!

  2. Re: “half the parliament would show up.”

    Actually probably the whole parliament, and the non-fan half would show up to demonstrate and grandstand against such frivolity which they would decry as the logical outcome of allowing Tolo TV to air Indian dramas and for women competing in Afghan Star and for people buying bootleg DVDs of romantic comedies and and and….

    The amount of hot air that would be released…doesn’t bear thinking about.

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